I suddenly remembered scene at home yesterday.
(in the kitchen) bro: (walks in) WAAAA 餓死了 媽你煮什麼? (bro looks at plate of veggies intently, stares at something for awhile) bro: 這個什麼? EEEEEEEEE 做麼有蝸牛的???? mom and I: O_O 蝸牛???? mom: (after scrutinizing) orh... 這個是魚的眼睛啦. bro: 做麼會有魚的眼睛的???!!? mom: 不知道, 可能剛才爸爸吃了掉下去啦. bro: 你有煮魚meh???? mom: (over-enthusiastic) 有!!!! (pause.) bro: WAAAA 我今天很飽啊, 超級飽, 剛才老板請我吃飯... (leaves) me: O_O
AND OMG SOMETHING SUAY TTM JUST HAPPENED. ZZZZ.
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